I was reading this on NPR and it was too funny not to repost – enjoy and I promise MY WORDS will be posted next time =)

Last year, I hired a Portland psychic to help make sense of the future of music. If you want to see how many of her predictions came true, you can watch the video here.

This year, I’m in New York City. And, even though there’s a soothsayer on every street corner, I have yet to build up the nerve to invite him or her into my apartment so that I might inquire about The Magnetic Fields.

Instead, I’ve decided to use my own non-psychic but highly intuitive abilities in order to reveal what secrets 2010 has in store for us. So, without further ado, here are my predictions for the coming year in music:

1. At least one more of my NPR Music cohorts will claim that Transference might be Spoon’s best album yet.

2. Billy Corgan and Jessica Simpson will co-produce one of the following: a baby, an album, a clothing line, a short-form erotic film, a sick feeling in my stomach.

3. The backlash against Vampire Weekend will not be musical, but academic. Graduates of community colleges, ITT Tech, DeVry, University of Phoenix and the like will form bands, write about their experiences in school, and see whether journalists get as worked up and defensive about four guys who didn’t go to an Ivy League school.

4. Bands will release smells. In the spirit of scratch ‘n’ sniff and Smell-O-Vision, and in an attempt to force music fans to make tactile instead of digital purchases, bands will sell vinyl and CDs encoded with their scent. Sure, you could download the upcoming Joanna Newsom record on iTunes, but will that digital format come with her foot smell? No, it won’t. And you would definitely buy the vinyl format of the next Interpol or Walkmen record if those LPs reeked of the band members’ armpits! You read it here first: The music industry has been saved!

5. Following in the footsteps of Monsters of Folk and Roky Erickson’s collaboration with Okkervil River, large groups of men from various bands will get together and play music with one another.

6. Musicians will realize that it’s easier to tweet a concert to fans than to actually perform for them. Example: @JensLekman: Just walked on stage. @JensLekman: Tuning. @JensLekman: Just played my first song. @JenLekman: Even though you didn’t hear it. @JensLekman: It was better than anything I’ve ever done. @JensLekman: Tuning. @JensLekman: I love you, too. @JensLekman: I have one more song. @JensLekman: Thank you, goodnight!

7. Bands will start reading comments sections of message boards, blogs and articles in order to find out what people are saying about them. The comments will form the inspiration for their next album. This way, fans will realize what they’ve always secretly thought to be true: that their opinions about the music are as important as the music itself. When the album is released, fans will get to comment on the music that was based on their comments. About the new album, one commenter will note: “I really don’t like the line, ‘I think their music is crap.’ “

8. Wondering how we can lump women performers together in a way that’s totally 2010? The marketers behind Midol will wake up and realize that they’ve been missing out on years of cross-promotion with American Idol. Thus, American Midol will launch, alleviating the need to ever compare female artists to anyone but each other.

9. Hozac Records will have its day.

10. A dog or cat will finally get a record deal. The first label to say the words, “We signed a cat” will get $10 from Monitor Mix. But only if you really sign a cat and put out its record.

The new Spoon album, Transference, comes out on Tuesday January 19th.  You can stream the album from NPR’s site, right HERE

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A friend of mine (and great designer) - his name also happens to be Chris (Kornmann) put out a list of some great tracks/albums/notes from 2009

You can click on the link below to preview songs from the albums and if you like, you can buy the mix:
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewIMix?id=349717866
20. Dan Auerbach “Keep It Hid”
On his solo debut, Auerbach (one half of The Black Keys), doesn’t stray far from the blues-rock music the band is known for. However, songs like “When The Night Comes” show some real tender moments that you don’t get from the duo. Sometimes less is more.
19. Dirty Projectors “Bitte Orca”
This is one of those records that is really hard to describe. At times experimental, folky and funky. Don’t waste time trying to categorize it, just listen and let the music do the talking.
18. Julian Casablancas “Phrazes For The Young”
On his solo debut, the lead singer for the Strokes finds himself sounding like an 80s throwback. There are traces of New Order, A Flock Of Seagulls and even Cyndi Lauper. But don’t despair, he makes the synthesizer work in his favor.
17. Andrew Bird “Noble Beast”
On his fifth solo album, the multi-instrumentalist and whistling fool crafts songs that are both subdued and affecting. Subtlety at its finest.
16. Rocco DeLuca & The Burden “Mercy”
Channeling his inner Jeff Buckley, Rocco uses his impressive voice to explore some real range throughout his songs. The result is captivating.
15. Imogen Heap “Ellipse”
Following up her superb album “Speak For Yourself” was no easy task. On this one, she sticks to the same formula of layering vocals, beats and samples, and it works, yet again.
14. Animal Collective “Merriweather Post Pavilion”
It took me a while to get into this album…good thing it came out in January. There is a lot of space on this record and often times I would get lost, but ultimately, the music would draw me back in. Not always an easy listen, but one that is definitely worth the effort.
13. Miike Snow “Miike Snow”
This is the album fellow Swedes Peter, Bjorn & John wished they had made. Full of fun, upbeat melodies, this one just makes you smile.
12. Wilco “Wilco (The Album)”
Another great record from a great band. While it’s not quite the perfection they reached on “Sky Blue Sky,” this album is a testament to their craft. Like a fine wine, they continue to get better with age.
11. The Avett Brothers “I And Love And You”
Produced by Rick Rubin, this album features piano-based songs which have both heart and substance.
10. Florence & The Machine “Lungs”
This years critics’ darling delivered. Florence Welch leads a soul inspired indie rock band which provides the perfect accompaniment to her bluesy vocal style.
9. The Bird & The Bee “Ray Guns Are Not The Future”
This album has an underlying retro vibe with modern beats layered over it. They cover all genres here including pop, dance and even ragtime. Is there nothing they can’t do?
8. Fanfarlo “Reservoir”
Yes, this London-based indie pop band sounds like a mix of Arcade Fire and Beirut, but there’s nothing wrong with that. A strong debut from a band that I’m sure we’ll be hearing a lot more from in the years to come.
7. Phoenix “Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix”
There was so much hype with this band that I almost didn’t give them a chance. I’m certainly glad that I did. While it didn’t grab me right away, when it did, it didn’t let go. Believe the hype.
6. Yeah Yeah Yeahs “It’s Blitz!”
I normally wouldn’t consider myself a big fan, however, they mix things up on their third release with Karen O channelling her inner Terri Nunn (à la Berlin). The songs would be at home on the dance floor, a rock club or a tv series. Lots of range from a band showing some maturity.
5. Bat For Lashes “Two Suns”
Haunting, sparse, ethereal and danceable? This record has it all and it goes together beautifully.
4. Grizzly Bear “Veckatimest”
This Brooklyn-based band hit their stride in 09 mixing the lush, floating, psychedelic sounds of the Beach Boys with melodies and harmonies reminiscent of CSN. Strangely beautiful but weirdly accessible.
3. Built To Spill “There Is No Enemy”
For many, this album flew way under the radar. While it didn’t seem all that special at first, that changed on repeated listens. For a band that has been making music for the past 16 years, they kept the focus where it’s always been: Melodies and guitars.
2. Tori Amos “Midwinter Graces”
For those that don’t know, I am a big fan of holiday music. I also a big fan of Tori Amos and this combination creates some real holiday magic. This is not your typical rendering of seasonal songs. In her own unique way, she takes on the traditional holiday songs (along with a few originals), melding them into one another, and making them her own. At times, you forget you’re listening to holiday music as these gorgeous arrangements captivate you, making this one of Tori’s best albums in a long time and one that you can enjoy all winter long.
1. Regina Spektor “Far”
What started out as a great soundtrack to the summer became much more as the year progressed. The catchy melodies, her soaring vocals, the spot-on production, will all stay with you. Always one to embrace her quirky side, Regina continues to push the boundaries while still staying true to herself.
Most Overlooked Album Of 2008 (Tie)
Rachael Yamagata “Elephants…Teeth Sinking Into Heart”
The Ting Tings “We Started Nothing”

This is Part 3 of my as to be yet decided parts of my Grammy predictions…

Going with Album of the Year.  Always a personal favorite. Many would agree.

So we have the usual suspects…Lady Gaga and Taylor Swift.  A band that seems to have longevity that will never fade, that’s great music, the Dave Mathews Band,  rounded off by The Black Eyed Peas and Beyonce.

I am going to cut straight to the cut down. I do not think Beyonce is going to even come close to this one.  I think Taylor Swift is going to win.  She is going to CLEAN UP this year, but I wouldn’t count out Lady Gaga.  She might not have sold the Four Million like Taylor, but she’s been hot on her heals.  Plus the industry likes her. or is it him?  No, no, it’s her.  When Weezer covers you, you know you are relevent and of course there were all those magazine covers.

Taylor thinking…How can I win every Grammy…

The Grammy Awards will air on CBS  January 31st @ 8PM

That’s what 1200 people did last year and this year improv everywhere is at it again taking to the subways with their “No Pants! subway ride” – it just happens to be the same day as my birthday…January 10th (remember)

I accidently hit a key to make the text look like that. and now I like it.

Wondering who got the most play in the decade?  Search no more…

Country: “Something Like That,” Tim McGraw (487,343 spins)

CHR/Top 40: “Yeah,” Usher featuring Ludacris & Lil Jon (416,267 spins)

Hot AC: “Drops Of Jupiter (Tell Me),” Train (338,749 spins)

Alternative: “Last Resort,” Papa Roach (221,767 spins)

Rhythmic: “Low,” Flo Rida featuring T-Pain (206,864 spins)

Album Rock: “It’s Been Awhile,” Staind (189,195 spins)

Urban: “Drop It Like It’s Hot,” Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell (169,511 spins)

Urban AC: “Think About You,” Luther Vandross (147,818 spins)

Gospel: “Never Would Have Made It,” Marvin Sapp (92,603 spins)

Smooth Jazz: “Pacific Coast Highway,” Nils (29,328 spins)

spin count courtesy of  Broadcast Data Systems (BDS), owned by the Nielsen Company and tracked between Jan 1, 2000 and Dec. 17th, 2009.

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